So the weirdest thing happened to me today. Well, not TO me so much as NEAR me. I am taking a few dance classes at the moment - modern dance, nothing crazy. Anyway, there are a few boys in my class, and the boys in dance class tend to be a special breed. Sensitive and a bit flamboyant, very smiley and kind.

Anyway a boy came in and tapped me on the shoulder. He asked me if he was in the right class, and I said I think so. So then, he put his stuff down on the side, just as everybody does, and took a seat near it, presumably to take his socks or sweatshirt off, just as everybody else does. But no. He took his pants off. My first thought was that he probably had dance pants on under them. No. What he had under them, much to my surprise, were fuchsia tighty whities. Tighty pinkies, that is, with a white border.

He put his dance pants on over them and nobody looked like they had even noticed! I just kept giggling and giggling under my breath. Don’t worry - I don’t think he noticed.